can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
This sounds like a immensely large amount of work as opposed to, you know, shooting someone.
Why would you shoot someone?
Why would you pay for someone you hate to receive pillows, go out and find rocks that look exactly like those pillows, and then sneak in and replace the pillows with rocks.
If you can already sneak into their house, you might as well go the full monty by stealing some games, and slapping them while they sleep.